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In the Beginning, there was the Plan.  And then came the Assumptions.  And the Assumptions were without form.  And the Plan was without substance.  And Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.  And they spoke amongst themselves saying, "It's a load of shit, and it stinks!"  And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It's a heap of excrement, and none can abide its foul stench!"  And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and said, "It is a pile of dung, and none can ignore its strong odor."  And the Managers went unto their Directors and said, "It is a mound of fertilizer, and none can deny its strength."  And the Directors spoke amongst each other, saying, "It consists of that which helps plants grow, and it is strong."   And the Directors went unto the Vice-Presidents, and said, "It is powerful and promotes growth."  And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President and said, "The new Plan will promote the growth and vigor of the Company, with powerful effects."  And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.  And the Plan became Policy.  And that's how Shit happens!